May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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