Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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