U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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