Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
