what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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