I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
