I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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