can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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