i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
