She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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