I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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