party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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