My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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