with your own penis?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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