i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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