Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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