party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i think im in europe. pls send help
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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