just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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