It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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