so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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