Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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