yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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