we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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