Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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