Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish i was in the wii world.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
