I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
