Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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