my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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