They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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