I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You had me at "let me see your balls"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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