whats a polygalesbian?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...