so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.