She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.