The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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