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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?

  (760): View more from California

  You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.

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