VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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