i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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