One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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