I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We had sex on a dog bed..
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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