He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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