Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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