My room smells like vodka and shame
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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