why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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