i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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