When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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