Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
