tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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