East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.