I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed