At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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