ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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