they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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