When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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