she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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