She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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