she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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