wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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So many bounce houses so little time
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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